pee pee poo poo man 

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

Person 1: Its the Pee Pee Poo Poo man!

Person 2: Holy shit!

pee pee poo poo man by The real budge January 20, 2017

Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man 

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

poohan 

a name for a teeny bopper who smells and who thinks they are tough. Is often seen accompanied by an adjective with the letter p.

Punky Poohan
PO'd Poohan
Poor Mood Poohan
Pickled Poohan

poohan by anymous23445 May 5, 2008

Armani poonani 

n. Designer vagina, as a result of plastic labial surgery.

- My minge is well slack.
- You better get an Armani poonani like Posh.

Armani poonani by markyspeaks April 18, 2005

Poohan 

Polish Peace Promoter

Poohan got run over by an SUV, walkin to the X-change yesterday. You can say there's no such thing as Poohan, but as for me and Bunder, we believe!

Poohan by Sir!Sir! December 22, 2009