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Polishing a Turd

Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.
I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.
Polishing a Turd by Memory Smythe January 8, 2008

polishing the knob 

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.
To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

polishing mirrors 

The act of two women rubbing their vagina's against each other
The two lesbians were polishing mirrors for hours.
polishing mirrors by baron67 October 20, 2006

polishing your rocket 

Gabe spends way too much time polishing his rocket because his wife never wants to make sausage tacos.
polishing your rocket by Tedwise October 27, 2003

Polishing the bishop 

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"
Polishing the bishop by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

polishing the prawn 

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
polishing the prawn by MrsKaren December 12, 2008