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toilet seat polio 

When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
toilet seat polio by rwcraiden October 27, 2015

US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.) 

1. a brand that is officially licensed by the United States Polo Association, the governing body for polo in the United States since 1890. For this reason alone, it is just as, if not more authentic than Polo Ralph Lauren, which was first conceived in 1967.

2. a brand that is not associated with Polo Ralph Lauren, though similar the difference is in the amount of money each may cost. USPA is usually $20-$50 less than Polo Ralph Lauren
Sentence-
1. There is nothing shameful about wearing US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.)

2. If Polo Ralph Lauren is your preferred outfitter, then be courteous of the people who choose to wear US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.).

3. The most important rule of fashion is to be yourself, whether you wear US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.)

or Polo R.L.

…loosely adapted from Stanton Devil’s Advocate.
US Polo Assn. (U.S.P.A.) by BE_U January 29, 2012

U.S. polo assn 

a fake brand of clothing that will often get confused with real ralph lauren polo's, and if caught wearing a U.S. polo assn shirt, you will get packed on severely.
dude 1: aye yo, check out my polo.
dude 2: nigga thats U.S. polo assn!
dude 1: oh no...
dude 2: now im bout to pack the shit out you.

Shit House Polio 

Shit House Polio, also called Shit House Paralysis or SHP for short is defined by ones lower extremities falling asleep from sitting on the toilet too long.
I tried to wipe but I couldn’t feel my asshole. I stood up and fell right the fuck back down. Had me some shit house polio goin on.

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
shithouse polio by anonymous December 10, 2023

shithouse polio

Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
shithouse polio by anonymous December 10, 2023