Plunkard 

A person who is not real, but they will not admit it.

Guy: Dude, you aren't real man.
Plunkard: What? I'm real..

Plunkard by Plunkard April 7, 2008

Puckered Anus 

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

Puckered Anus by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

Puckered Raisin by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

puckered star 

bum hole; derived from appearance when viewed whilst doggy style sexing her.

"she bent over and I could see her puckered star"

puckered star by Rob July 20, 2004

Ass Plunderer 

One who proceeds to ram various objects up another's arsehole, usually repeating such words as 'Arrrrgh, me hearties' and 'Shiver me timbers'

Faheem Ayub, the most vicious ass plunderer to sail the seven seas

See also 'Captain Pugwash'

Ass Plunderer by Evil Rowden May 16, 2003

plunker 

Someone that enjoys giving head to guys while they are taking a shit. while doing so they can hear the shit hit the water, hence the name plunker

Baxter: That nasty bitch Amanda gave me a plunker last night, and said she liked the way it smelled!

plunker by The one and only Jdizzle October 17, 2006

Plunker Dunk 

To shit with such velocity as to be able to launch a turd from distance and hit the target.

While standing 5 feet from the toilet Gregg plunker dunked a perfect shot. Nothhin but net baby!!!

Plunker Dunk by shizark May 9, 2011