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Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011
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pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles
lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max
pumped on mic by muph August 4, 2021

Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."

Pumped and Dumped

Essentially, Pumping and Dumping refers to chopping and screwing a dubstep song. Much like Dj-Screw chopped dirty south bangers, pumping and dumping lowers the pitch and tempo of the song, and emphasizes the LFO wobbles. It actually resembles Purple more than dubstep. And there is more chopping, to the point where only the skeletal structure of the song is faintly present. This began Sept 22, 2011 and was created by B-Pride.
Yo! You hear that new Caspa joint!? B-Pride pumped and dumped the shit out of that track, that filthy felon!
Pumped and Dumped by heavyhispanic September 23, 2011

plumpydump 

I love giving my girlfriend a plumpydump.
plumpydump by fat lover May 7, 2007

pumped up kicks 

The phrase 'pumped up kicks' basically means shoes that are very expensive. It could also be taken as it's non-literal term meaning 'the latest and greatest apparel items'.
Did you see John come by? He had some pumped up kicks! What a rich asshole.
pumped up kicks by anonymous0987 January 27, 2011

Plumpernickle 

A girl that is plump in the center. Very similar to the muffintop, but is not necessarily caused by jeans that are too tight.
That girl is such a plumpernickle. Look at how round her stomach is, even in that sundress.
Plumpernickle by timbobaggins June 17, 2009