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My heart pumps piss 

completely unsympathetic, showing no concern
lack of caring
heartless
My friend said, my heart pumps piss for you. You complain about your boss, while I have no job.
My heart pumps piss by rucus7 June 22, 2011

Pumpkin Spice Piss 

(PSP) That amazing piss you take after a scrum-diddly-umptious pumpkin spice latte that drains out of your urethra as if it were the blood of Jesus Christ himself. Often has a slight odour Pumpkin Spice.
"Damn Chloe, I can't even!"
"What is it this time, Marlene?"
"I just had the most beautiful Pumpkin Spice Piss, it just drained out like Jesus himself!"
Pumpkin Spice Piss by Nothaunted September 21, 2016

pisspump 

When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.
Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.
pisspump by Jack M April 28, 2003