João Pires
João Pires by GINORMOUSCOCKMACHINE69 November 21, 2021
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Person of part asian - part European decent who likes to joke about being gay in order to cover up that he in fact is a raging homosexual
dias pires by Ali[G] December 9, 2004
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Bang the Pipes
Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”
Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
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phreshboyswag
Phreshboyswag is a certified London, Uk partyboy. Loves to get blackout drunk, smoke weed, and do ket while fucking rave slutzz. He also makes fire fucking jamz ROFL
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Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015