Petard 

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

Petard by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

petard 

A combination between a penis and a retard.

That kid with the big head is such a petard.

petard by Steven September 16, 2003

petard 

This is what causes males (typically 13-19) to draw dicks whenever they get the chance to.

You know those dicks drawn in sharpie in the public bathroom? Well thats just another petard.

petard by ROFL-CAKE December 2, 2010

Petard 

The combination of someone with the name Petard, and also happens to be a retard, hence resulting in the term: Petard.

"I can't believe he just did that, what a fucking Petard."

Petard by SnG. April 4, 2010

Petard 

A penis sucking Retard

Ok Petard

Petard by ceo of petard April 2, 2020

Petard 

When a person thinks he's a socialist/communist but really isn't/ is a nazbol.

That guy I spoke to at the bus stop was such a petard!

Petard by alpenglow64 May 25, 2025

petard

Alternative way to say "retard" or "retarded" to avoid gay censorship.

"I'm a retard and thought..."
**Your content has been deemed offensive**
"I'm a petard and thought..."

petard by xVx_in_use_xVx October 14, 2025