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The Persistence Method

This method refers to the ability of otherwise unremarkable men to get beautiful women to do random, degrading, naked or otherwise spectacular things by asking them enough times that they lose the ability to say no.
"Why did those two girls walk out of Dan's bedroom?"

"Must have been the Dan Persistence Method"

"Why are there naked pictures of us being sent around our friends - we never get naked when we're drunk?"

"Must have been the Persistence Method"
The Persistence Method by SPage September 6, 2013
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Persistant 

He was so persistant
He was so persistent
Persistant by qwebf January 23, 2010

Persistence 

A cousin Surfing urban dictionary all day instead of doing their homework and watching cholo adventures all day long
First cousin: hay what are you doing ?

Second cousin: you know ...PERSISTENCE!
Persistence by Pilataxi April 25, 2013

lactose persistence 

a condition of genetic mutants, the state of almost 0% of Asian adults, 40% of adults worldwide, and under 50% of U.S. adults, ie., the European genetic mutation which allows the persistence of the childhood ability to digest milk and its products.
Unlike that fart-faced genetic mutant Sven, with lactose persistence, Hung Long and I don't drink milk anymore.
lactose persistence by Snarkster September 12, 2009

Persistant 

The intense festering desire to make others comply with expectations you have set out for them.
She was persistant in her effort to tame this wild stallion.

Tsprout is often persistant when dealing with Ev.
Persistant by Universalman177 August 25, 2020

passistance 

Someone who helps a fellow human to successfully decline to participate in something, move ahead of another vehicle, put the moves on a romantic interest, etc.
One good way to provide passistance on a highway is to point out to the driver in front that the person behind him wants to get by, usually the reason that the impatient driver needs help is that the slowpoke in front is not aware that he is holding someone up.
passistance by QuacksO November 2, 2021

shatter persistant 

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant
shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom
shatter persistant by jaffaw July 21, 2009