Painal Rape 

An urban fusion of the terms "pure", "anal", "painful" and "rape" in order to create a word that encompasses the meanings of all four latter terms.

I painaly raped that test.
That test was painal rape.

Painal Rape by Camel-toes March 23, 2010

Painal stars 

Cupcake paper with nuttella frozen into it flattened and solid

I need to make painal stars for painal day

Painal stars by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Pinal 

A beautiful person with a beautiful heart.

Oh she is so pinal

Pinal by Plvacx hu September 28, 2018

Painlich 

Painlich ( adjective) is a combination of the german Word „peinlich“, that means awkward and the word pain.

1. When a situation is awkward and painful at the same time. ( tripping in public)

2. Painlich is when situation that is so damn awkward, it almost hurts or gives you inner pain and uncomfortableness. ( when someone randomly questions your sexuality, while you’re still in the closet)

• Kevin: What’s that bruise on your hip?

Joe: I fell from the chair during an exam man. It was so fucking painlich!

• Emma: my teacher asked me why my parents haven’t returned her phone calls yet. I had to tell the story of my parents car accident from last week in front of the whole class.

Britney: oh shit, that must’ve been painlich for you.

Painlich by Mariageorge January 19, 2022

Ol' Painless

Blain's signature mini gun from the classic sci/fi action movie Predator (1987). This can also refer to other memorable, badass weapons in movies and video games.

Blain - (Jesse Ventura): "Come on in you fuckers, Ol' Painless is waiting."

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guy 1: "Dude! you got a triple kill with that Spartan Laser!"

guy 2: "Just letting Ol' Painless do its thing."

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guy 1: "Remember when Stallone totally dominated at the end of Rambo with that .50 cal?"

guy 2: "oh yeah, he had his way with Ol' Painless."

Ol' Painless by EastClintwood89 March 8, 2011

painslut 

Usually a BDSM term. Someone who enjoys physical pain and/or humiliation to great extremes; usually a submissive, but not in all cases. The word is generally applied to someone who 'can't get enough' pain and torture, similar to someone who enjoys promiscuous sex.

What I really need is a nice little painslut; all of my boyfriends have been pussies and even whined when I only whipped them.

painslut by Aileen April 21, 2003

suicide is painless 

A fitting response to one who plans to give up the easy way.

Derived from M*A*S*H's haunting theme song.

"Man, I can't be bothered to study for this test, I'll just write the answers on my forearm. So what if I get caught."
"Yeah man, suicide is painless."

suicide is painless by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005