hate coded and optimized 

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

hate coded and optimized by appalasian December 6, 2017

Pirates of Optimization 

Noun, plural of Pirate of Optimization.
When a group of people come together to do a half-assed job of solving an optimization problem

"Did you see that shitty-assed Pareto of the CHP, Must have been the Pirates of Optimization."
"Yeah, those guys went to Doobie-U"
-Said while looking at the blue line

Pirates of Optimization by decompresion December 21, 2008

M.M. Optimization 

The idea that the Goffyistic ideal of the self can be found by optimizing the time spent in "M.M." and in "daily life" in such a way that one's social relationships are upheld.

"Jack has achieved M.M. Optimization - nobody even thinks what he's doing is stupid anymore!"

M.M. Optimization by JohnNielsen10101 October 27, 2022

optimize

Deleting random crap so something goes faster.

Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.

optimize by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005

pc optimizer pro 

A scam popularized by a dumb fuck who infects Windows platforms with viruses and streamed it as a prank call.

Have you heard of PC optimizer pro?

pc optimizer pro by Not Merriam-Webster May 28, 2018

Optimise 

To have not safe sex.

I can wait to go home and optimise your mom.

Optimise by Optimiser February 16, 2023

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage 

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009