one and done 

To become extremely intoxicated after only one alcoholic beverage.

Chris: Why is Meghan ALREADY acting so DRUNK????
Dan: Yeah. She's always "one and done."
Meghan: WOOOOOAHAHAHHDOAWOWOAOAH!!!!

one and done by Daniel the Jew April 12, 2008

one and done 

A highly popular term, used by a kid named Steve, that translates to a QUICKIE.

1. A chance to fuck a random woman spontaneously, and immediately leave her (while she sleeps, perhaps?)

2. Faking your way through a relationship so that you can score in bed and LEAVE. Good night!

"One and done! GOODBYE. NEXT! Movin' along." -Steve (Not used in a real-life situation)

one and done by Cranky May 15, 2006

One and done 

The term given to the head coaching position at Arkansas State University (also referred to as the University of North Stadium Boulevard, being as their fan base doesn't even dominate their own city.... The team 5 hours away carries the fans there). This term is used due to them hiring a new coach every year because the former coach can't get work for free.

Bryan Harsin will soon join the previous one and done coaches of the pink puppies.

One and done by Not A Fan December 6, 2013

one and done 

a long-term monogamous relationship between husband and wife, in which one man and one woman, never previously married, wed and stay wedded until the day they die, come hell, high water, or anything in between. Also, an extreme commitment between husband and wife. See LDS Temple Marriage for more information.

Tim: "Dani, I'm so glad we've decided to be "one and done," so that we can stay committed to each other for the rest of our lives.

Dani: "That's right, Tim. We will never get a divorce, so long as we both shall live. In fact, according to LDS doctrine, we will stay married even after we die, and become gods and goddesses!"
Tim: "One and done, you've saved our marriage!"

one and done by daniellamarcella March 25, 2011

One and Done 

When a man enters a woman and ejaculates immediately while screaming "SSSAAAVVAAGGGEEEE!!!"

Do it the Savage way One and Done!

One and Done by Spencer Savage January 5, 2012

One and done 

To take (another person's property) without permission or legal right and without intending to return it. So basically you are taking the one item or items and it's done, son!

Steal, thieve, take.

Hey C-dog I straight up one and doned a nice dress from anthro this weekend!

Rooster, check out the Mercedes I one and doned!

One and done by Stack2017 February 12, 2017

one and done 

When you have diharrea and it take one push to get it all out.

I thought I'd be pooping for hours. Good thing it was a one and done.

one and done by nuckers22 January 27, 2015