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Dj on the dance floor 

While dancing on the dance floor at a night club; start grinding with a girl, then have one hand covering you ear (mimicking a Dj who has their head phone on), subsequently, the other hand finger banging her vagina. All these movements should be in one smooth motion and synchronized with the music beats.
Bro A: where were you? we were looking for you
Bro B: I am exhausted, I was a Dj on the dance floor!
Dj on the dance floor by kingsumc February 19, 2017
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Blood On The Dance Floor 

A ā€œmusicā€ group that fucking sucks. Nothing but wanna be musicians who have no talent
Person 1: hey come listen to blood on the dance floor with me
Person 2: No thanks I’m already gay

Blood On The Dance Floor 

1) a kickass Michael Jackson song that centers around a girl named Susie who seduces Jackson and kills him with a knife. It's the first single off of his 1997 remix album "Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory in the mix"

2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"
Person 1: Man I love Blood On The Dance Floor !
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh

Or

Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor

Blood on the Dance Floor 

A band so horrible; that Jesus is currently writing eight billion apology letters to be delivered by Santa Claus on Christmas.
Jesus: Hey Santa? Will you mail this for me.

Santa: Oh, what's this?

Jesus: You know that shitty band I convinced my dad to make while he was really high? Blood on the Dance Floor or whatever?

Santa: Yeah?

Jesus: When he snapped out of it he told me I had to write apology letters to every single human on Earth.

Blood on the dance floor 

A worthless techno band that only talks about sex, yet somehow passes with metal heads, emos, goths, etc.
Me: Hey whats up
Friend: Listening to Blood on the dance floor
Me: I want to twist your balls of and shove them so far down your throat you choke and die. Afterwards I will piss on your grave and break your Ipod.

Blood on the Dance Floor. 

Jill: I'm listening to Blood on the Dance Floor.

Jack: I'll personally push you down the hill, dump the pail of water on you, then beat you for a good 24 hours with the pail.

shred it on the dancefloor 

to dance intensely, insanely, excitedly, energetically, vigorously, enthusiastically, like you're having an out-of body experience, like no one's watching, like this is the last day of your life, like you don't care, like you're having a dance off, like you're shaking a polaroid picture, like you're shaking it 'til the moon becomes sun, like you're getting jiggy with it, like you have happy feet, like you're on drugs, like you're shredding the dancefloor into pieces with your feet!
-So did you dance last nite? -Dance? Please, not only did I dance but I shred it on the dancefloor!