Piss on a stick 

Used mostly when you are annoyed at something you are told to do, mostly at what a teacher says.

Teacher: ok everyone, get into test conditions
Student: ah piss on a stick!

Piss on a stick by Rivian-Wolf November 5, 2016

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

sitting on a stick by YAWA May 14, 2015

buttcheek on a stick 

A famous vine of a kid after getting slapped. As to not break the swearing rules, he instead uses this phrase.

Mothertrucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

buttcheek on a stick by maiapond June 20, 2016

dick on a stick

A corn dog, usually from a Marine Corps chow hall.

After we got out of the field, 1stSgt. sent us to the chow hall for dinner. They were out of everything but Dick on a stick! What a rip off!

dick on a stick by mysticalkey August 15, 2006

fat on a stick 

derived from the ancient delicacy of pepperettes, which are intensely fat-laden mini-pepperoni sausages.

boy: Hey mom, can I have a fat on a stick?
mother: Go ahead son

fat on a stick by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 4, 2005

Christ on a stick 

frustrated exclamation, usually referring to one's own crappy luck

Awww, christ on a stick! my megabytes have been st0l3d again

Christ on a stick by Guns July 22, 2004

sex on a stick 

A very sexy person, someone you want to screw right away if you weren't in public and out of their league.

Mmmmm, that guy is so sex on a stick! I just want to rip his clothes off and ride him like a cowgirl...

sex on a stick by Kenari Marks November 21, 2004