nutcracker 

A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.

I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.

nutcracker by MrSkeletonpants April 11, 2016

Jefferson Nutcracker

When a guy puts his cock in a woman's ass so hard she grabs his balls and cracks them.

Yesterday when i was trying to bang my chick she gave me a jefferson nutcracker.

Jefferson Nutcracker by Nigs Brownfield November 4, 2008

nutcracker 

Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.

Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?

nutcracker by thebigthrowdown September 7, 2008

Glazed Nutcracker 

A sex act where you cum on the other guy's nuts, and then stomp on them.

Jack had to call in from work because his boyfriend gave him a glazed nutcracker last night.

Glazed Nutcracker by Thecrazednutcracker January 3, 2019

nutcracked 

To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.

"Eric was nutcracked today."

or

"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."

nutcracked by Nutcracker Spirit December 13, 2012

nutcracker 

the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons

The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.

nutcracker by Jon64Bailey July 16, 2014

the nutcracker 

When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible

She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her

the nutcracker by Hey bitch what’s up November 9, 2018