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Poster Nutbag

A dead cat that used to be Jimmy's pet. But now Jimmy wants a dog.
Dad- Son, I have some bad news
Jimmy- What is it Dad?
Dad- It's about your cat, Poster
Jimmy- Poster Nutbag ??
Dad- Yes
Jimmy- What is it Dad?

Dad- ...Your cat DIIIIIIEEEEEEEDD !!!

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.
Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

Nevada Nutbag 

When a male cuts off his testicals and puts them in a brown paper bag. after this the person walks up to a door sets the bag down on the fronstep and lights the bag on fire. Last, the male rings the doorbell and runs away and watches from a distance.
Oh my god i just gave Mr. jenkins a Nevada Nutbag and when he put out the fire and opened the bag he vomited everywhere.

Saggy Nutbag

1. The greatest website on this side of the internet. An original comic strip like no other.

2. Warm, relaxed state of your testicles on a summer's afternoon. This is the ideal state of a scrotum to perform any nuts-to-face moves.
Dude! I went to www.saggynutbag.com and laughed until my anus turned blue!

My Saggy Nutbag is too saggy! I tried stuffing it in Cynthia's mouth but I still have extra skin spilling out!
Saggy Nutbag by saggynutbag September 3, 2009

lucky nutbag 

When you take a bad shot from a punch, kick, or other such painful hit near the nutsack but not on it directly.
*paintball hits Eddie on the inner thigh

Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
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Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag
lucky nutbag by nulerasi1 January 6, 2011

Bendimen Nutbag 

Definition : a junkie after banging up goes on the slouch while standing up, slowly head nodding into his own nutsack
Bendimen Nutbag by Pitresangel January 16, 2022