noony 

an unknown meta physical beast obscured by its own excretia, whose exertions cause vibrations detectable in the physical plane.

"whats that...feels kinda..."
"its just the Noony, get back to work"

noony by Timmy FeNimminidtz August 12, 2003

noony 

something certain, doubtless.

"sweet ass."
"noony!"

noony by Breadless August 16, 2003

noony 

Directly following on from any banoony instance.

"inevitably the noony ensued."

noony by Jody Hoskins August 16, 2003

Noony 

A noony is someone or something that is EXTREMELY cute.

OMG my boyfriend is such a noony!

Noony by Hammerheadnipple September 14, 2019

Noony 

Of or relating to the sexuality of a middle-aged woman.

Watching "Nights in Rodanthe" while drinking chablis and wearing a satin robe is very noony.

Noony by ExpectTheUnexpected June 22, 2021

Noony 

A person blind to obvious facts who believe their leader/businessman will be the saviour of their nation

My cousin was a hardcore noony which led to his/her downfall

Noony by Zikk April 10, 2022

Noony 

It is a basic name or phrase used for someone that is totally inept, has a lack of understanding anything larger than four letter words , someone that walks in an almost zombie like manner, this can be used as a mild insult for someone that has been known to grass people up, the word is becoming common in warehousing and distribution centres in the UK,

Don't be a noony -you noony- what a noony-

To be slow, inept, have no sense of reality, walk almost like the living dead

Noony by Randyburner April 6, 2023