noobisselfdenialis 

A noob that dosen't think hes a noob.

lvl 54:Your a noob.

lvl 2: No I'm not.

lvl 54: Dude u are a nood ur lvl 2.

lvl 2: I AM NOT A NOOB!!!

lvl 54: NOOBISSELFDENIALIS!!!!

noobisselfdenialis by PIE IS THE WORLDS MONST UNIVER June 22, 2008

noobgressing

Pretty much progressing but, backwards.

we're evolving but backward- i mean we're noobgressing

noobgressing by TheNamesRonni February 21, 2022

Noobess 

The nickname male video gamers give to a female after she rips them all apart with a 20 kill streak.

killergurl killed Shooter92 - MELEE

Killergurl killed 007 - HEADSHOT

Killergurl killed ViRuS - HAND TO HAND

*DEAD* Shooter92 : Aw man I got pwned!

*DEAD* 007 : By a girlie!

*DEAD* ViRuS : Noobess!

killergurl : STFU pussies. U men r coward.

*SPECTATOR*Unorthodox Dude : *Facepalm*

Noobess by Unorthodox Dude November 3, 2012

noobinese 

This is the language used by many noobs and other people online who are generally uneducated in english. People who cannot type may also use it. It is basically the replacement of actual words with letters or numbers that sound like them, regardless of how short the original word is. It is done supposedly for the sake of speed, but is seen on forums and other things that require no such rush. Though some think doing so on IM is acceptable, this is only so if the person lacks the ability to comfortably type a four-letter word in the time it takes to search out and poke a single key. It also includes the intentional misspelling of words and incorrect grammar and punctuation in order to save the amount of keys you have to press to make the words sound right.
It is also known as "noob talk", "AOL talk", and various other names.

"Are" would be "r"
"You" would be "u".
"Your" or "you're" would be "ur".
"To", "two", or "too" would be "2".
"for" would be "4".
"Before" would be "b4".

A sentence might look like this:
"y r u calin me a noob im not a noob ill tel on u if u keep sayin dat im a noob ur a noob 2 ive been here 4 a lng time b4 u and ill b here after ur gone"

noobinese by gLiTcH October 24, 2004

The Noobiverse 

3 bored kids making on a video platform called "YouTube", makes extremely bad and cringy content.

Jeff: Have you seen the lambo song The Noobiverse made?
John: Yea man, I felt like killing myself after seeing it.

The Noobiverse by GoodBoy42069 February 19, 2018

noobies 

the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips

"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?

noobies by dirtydanny January 12, 2009

noobies 

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

noobies by niteC May 7, 2007