First coined by Kizuel, from new (with b as in freebie).] + skates(skâts)) = "noobskates"
~Noun
--breaking down the definitions--
NOOB: a newcomer or novice,
esp. an inexperienced user of the
Internet or of computers in general.
SKATES: Shoes or light boots with a
metal runner or blade fitted to the sole, used for skating on ice.
EXPLANATION: although the definition of a "noob" and a "noobskates" (when referring to a
person) are virtually the same, the use of "skates" on the end of "noob" reinforces the absurdity of the individual's "newbieness". It is both singular and plural with the s termination.
