all hands and no nuts 

A lightweight female description of an aging male lover.

I was pleasantly and ecstatically surprised to find that he was all hands and no nuts.

all hands and no nuts by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2020

Johny No Nuts 

Someone who has weak skills when it comes to FPS (First Person Shooters) and is picked on constantly. Often shot in the head or croch region.

Gamer 1: Dude did you see Eff_Bomb12??! He got smoked!

Gamer 2: Heck yeah...

Gamer 1: Effing "Johny No Nuts"

Johny No Nuts by puddin828 October 19, 2009

Timmy No Nuts 

The funniest nigga on his shit !

"You know Timmy No Nuts?"
"cray !"
"cray !"

Timmy No Nuts by Jacket77 July 27, 2021

salad no nuts 

This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.

Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."

salad no nuts by von groovy July 8, 2024

Brain says no but your nuts say go 

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

Brain says no but your nuts say go by jaffaw July 15, 2009

no worries, numb nuts 

A response to the australianism cheers big ears.

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.

no worries, numb nuts by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008