nelsie

nelsie is the most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet, if you meet a nelsie keep her. she treats you so wonderful. she’s so cool. she’s so talented. you’ll fall in love in a second with a nelsie. keep her while you have her don’t lose her. don’t break her heart she’s been through it enough. take care of her.

boy: “wow is that nelsie?! she’s so beautiful”
boy2: “wow she’s so talented ☺️“
boy3: “i never wanna lose her she’s so amazing”

nelsie by ur.beautiful January 10, 2021

The Newsted 

A haircut that is shaved underneath, and long on top, like bassist Jason Newsted's during his early Metallica years. It became re-popularized in the early-to-mid 2000-teens. Hipsters and worship pastors love it.

Dude #1: I just got a new haircut

Dude #2: What kind?

Dude #1: The Newsted

Dude #2: Awesome!

The Newsted by grthompson June 1, 2017

Newsed 

A combination of the word New and Used to describe a used item aquired by a new owner. The item is new to the new owner although it has already been used by a previous owner.

I bought a newsed car last week, how do you like it?

Newsed by on March 29, 2019

newbie 

A person new to a game, concept, or forum. Not to be confused with n00b, a stupid person. Newbies are just new.

Dude, that guy just joined the forum yesterday and is a total newbie to HTML. You should tell him how to get an avatar since he doesn't know.

newbie by Overly smart person July 16, 2008

raping the newsfeed 

When two or more people decide to ignore personal messages and Facebook chat and have a conversation only through wall posts. These wall posts come up in the news feed and annoy other Facebook users. There are differing degrees, but 'raping the newsfeed' is an extreme case.

I really wish Suzy and Bobby would stop raping the newsfeed!

raping the newsfeed by TiasDias February 21, 2011

newspeak 

Language of Ingsoc, a fictional empire in the book 1984. The language was meant to eliminate all words deemed as nonsence, and was created to eliminate certain words, so dissent could not be expressed nor communicated

Fantastic = doubleplusgood
excellent = plus good
good = good
bad = ungood
terrible = plusungood
horrific = doubleplusungood

this would eliminate words of "excess"
and negative words would be replaced with its positive antonym with the prefix of -un. To stress an emotion, the prefixes of -double, -plus were added. The more prefixes, the more expression is placed in the word.

newspeak by Matthew Peters January 6, 2004

Newkie

Hella raw

OH LUL BABY COMIN “NEWKIE “SHE STAND OUT

Newkie by Lul ni December 22, 2021