nevada 

the state that’s taking too damn long to count its votes

dude nevada’s been counting they’re votes for four fucking days

nevada by lighltysalted November 6, 2020

nevada 

about 7/8 of the state is desert wasteland; almost the entire population of the state lives in urban vegas, reno-sparks, or along lake tahoe; nevada is famous for legalized gambling, legalized prositution, corrupt politicians, and mexican migrant workers

nevada is a good place to get a quickie from whore and blow all your fuckin' money on blackjack.

nevada by StatesDude April 3, 2004

Nevada 

Nevada is the most beautiful girl ever when u see her u won’t stop looking at her u might even wanna make her more than a friend Nevada is the cutest girl I ever seen she is a cute ,pretty ,nice , and she is goofy and she can make u smile a lot

She is such a Nevada

Nevada by Adube March 10, 2018

Nevada 

a state which is more vacant than an empty car park

I went through from California straight through to Utah without touching Nevada

Nevada by JonHawk December 5, 2006

Nevada 

Next time you think there is nothing good in Nevada you should spend some time with the "Native Wildlife!!!"

I am the original "Native Wildlife!!" from NEVADA!!!

Nevada by Darlene U. April 15, 2008

Nevada 

Small ass town in Ohio whose saving grace is the bar and the deli next door to it. Also features a flock of incest gingers called the Wards.

Note: the first A in Nevada is pronounced like the A in day.

Guy 1: Lets go to Nevada!

Guy 2: Why? theres nothing to do in Nevada.

Guy 1: We can throw rocks at those inbred gingers!

Guy 2: Sweet! let me get my paintball gun!

Nevada by Wynford=prison February 23, 2011

Nevada 

an unusually dry handjob, as if the givers hand was seasoned in the Nevada desert for a few years.

Me: Mike, I know you just met here tonight, but did you guys do anything?

Mike: Yeah i got a Nevada, it felt like she was rubbing 24 grit sandpaper on my dick.

Nevada by DTyouright November 17, 2011