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Nettleman 

A genius in the top percentile of intelligence.
Dog, did you hear about Jim's escape from jail. He's straight up nettleman.
Nettleman by Charles Snyder January 13, 2009
(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
NETTED!
netted by gashmedizzle October 7, 2008

bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman
Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dick 

Used as an expression for people who enjoy benefits while someone else is taking the risk for it, and therefore they can give false advice, act irresponsibly without retribution.
Often associated with golden boys, politicans, or people in high positions.
Originated in Hungary.
It's easy for the politicans to pass a new act, they are thrashing around in stinging nettle with someone else's dicks, not theirs.

Sky-netted 

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

Face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle 

Facial expression conveying disgust, disapproval, usually seen on an unattractive face.
Jaysus mister, ya shoula seen her when she saw the state of her son - She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!