Netting

obtaining a fishing net and squeezing it around ones testicles for an extended amount of time in order to create a checkered imprint on said testicles.

"hey bro what were you up to last night?"
"oh you know, just netting and gooning in my cave."

by sigmaskibiditoiletrizz May 13, 2024

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

netting'd

1) to miss work frequently, making your peers workload greater

a) Man, like five people netting'd today and I have to do 17 TPS reports

by fuckstick September 25, 2003

Tessa Netting

A Youtuber/Actress/Singer/Dancer/Former Ballet Girl in Billy Elliot on Broadway. She's amazing. Her fandom is fun to be a part of, considering she actually COMMUNICATES with her fans and she is a fangirl herself.

Me- Have you heard of Tessa Netting?
Person- No.
Me- YOU HAVEN'T LIVED!

by jbpink6 June 27, 2013

fish netting

A lesbian interaction happening on or around the dance floor of a rave or club

Lorie came to the club single, now she is fish netting with Samantha.

by Williss90 January 31, 2015

Poo-Netting

The act of making a Poo-net. This is done by placing toilet paper over the toilet hole (to prevent large poops from going into the hole) so you can take a quality photo to send to your friends.

I had about an 11 incher today, but i forgot the Poo-Netting, so you could only see like half of it.

by Joseph18000000 February 14, 2008

Dip Netting

The act of dipping the penis into an open, sleeping mouth.

I woke up this morning and saw my wifes open mouth and figured I'd start my morning with a good dip netting.

by Caresters October 3, 2008