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A once younger adolescent who

1. Idolizes Nintendo 64
2. Likes the idea of renting games from Blockbuster
3. Loves his white pajamas
4. Is one of several major fads of YTMND
Famous Quotes from N64 Kid

A. NINTENDO 64!!!
B. YES! YES! YES! YES!
C. NOW WE CAN PLAY OUR GAMES FROM BLOCKBUSTER!!
D. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

As of Late July 06, the best ytmnd is him and Lex Luther
n64 kid by jeph da 5'9 July 31, 2006
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A totally maniac crazy kid in a video on the internet, that screams so F-kn loud because he got an N64 for christmas.
n64 kid: "NINTENDO 64!!!!, OMG!!!!! YES!YES!YES!YES!!!NINTENDO 64, OOOMMMMMGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!"

mom: "i think hes excited."
N64 kid by JackthePig May 3, 2006

N64 Palms 

Occurs when playing Nintendo 64.
Specifically during a game where you are required to move the joystick clockwise or counterclockwise very quickly and use your palm instead of one dinky finger. This results sometimes in the formation of calluses, and definitely uncomfortable pain for the next few days.
Most common cause: Mario Party mini-games (cast aways, tug o' war, deep sea divers...ect)
Jon: Hey you want to go throw the baseball?
Adam: No, I have fucking N64 Palms because i was playing Mario Party for 3 hours yesterday.
Jon: So did I.
Adam: But you used your thumb for tug o' war you pussy, i used my palms and thats why i won, but now my N64 Palms kill like a mofo.
N64 Palms by Jason13 March 20, 2006

n64 controller 

The Controller that crabs use perfectly. (n64 controller)
Jimmy's hands are twisted in knots from playing on a n64 controller.
n64 controller by Darnville February 10, 2021

N64 tennis 

The best game ever on a sega master system. The player has to play tennis against a fish who says "ok average size good job"
Do you have N64 tennis...err whats it called N64 tennis naaaaat
N64 tennis by Anonymous May 15, 2003

N64 Wario Stadium 

Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?
Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium
N64 Wario Stadium by Flatblok71 April 19, 2024

Presidential N64 

The N64 that the President plays while the illuminati does all his/her work for them.
Hey, new information about the presidential N64 was just released.

Really?! What does it look like?

Like a N64. Duh.