Mumpy Dumpy 

Compound noun - A person who refuses to make you a cup of tea no matter how much you ask them.

"Stop being such a fucking mumpy dumpy and make me a tea"

Mumpy Dumpy by Ekulnannerb January 23, 2020

Grumpy Mumpy 

A person who is grumpy, either for a reason or no apparent reason at all

"Hey Moyles"
"Fúck off eLC"
"Woooo SOMEONE'S A GRUMPY MUMPY TODAY!

Grumpy Mumpy by eLCon October 5, 2005

Frumpy mumpy 

A person who belongs to a certain crew who decides to wear shirt underneath jumper because it's 'fashionable' !!!!

Her shirt is tooooooo big for her jumper. She is such a lumpy frumpy mumpy!!!

Frumpy mumpy by bella spanish July 25, 2007

bog mummy 

Noun- A leather faced hag that has endured decades of harsh bar conditions. Appears to be in good shape due to the tightness of her clothing that holds her together. Has an uncanny ability to gain entrance to any bar/club. Her race is unidentifiable due to years of passing out on the beach and tide water battering her against the sand causing deep ravine like wrinkles.

Did you see Kevin last night? He hooked up with that bog mummy at the beach last night.

bog mummy by sadeeki85 June 2, 2014

Mumpass 

It is a design on the pavement located in the esplanade between Disneyland and Disney California Adventure. The design looks like a compass with Mickey Mouse heads in every corner. The word Mumpass is short for the words "Mickey Mouse compass."

I'm on my way, meet me at the Mumpass.

Mumpass by TheDisneyBears December 31, 2016

Cummy mummy 

When a guy cumms on strips of toilet paper and his partner proceeds to wrap themselves in the wet strips

Jon: " I throughly enjoy a good cummy mummy"

Cummy mummy by Cactus wank August 11, 2016

mummy battle 

When two old people have sex. From Starz' Party Down.

I was eight years old. I got sick, I went back to my hotel. Walked in on my grandparents, they didn't notice. They just kept... with their mouths... and their hands. It's like watching a... mummy battle.

mummy battle by mantion May 26, 2010