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jesus christ on a motorbike 

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.
Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

Das Motorbike 

A band that doesn't actually exist. Used to derail masturbatory and pretentious conversations and articles about indie music. The band is described differently each time, with the descriptions of its lineup and their habits, the musical style, era of popularity, and method of recording changing with each retelling.
Pitchfork music writer: On his new 12-inch limited release with the alternate cover, indie legend Jay Reatard mixes whiffs of post-punk lyrical garbling with retrograde lo-fi rhythm guitar, bombastic Stooges-era drums, malleable dance rhythms, and hippy-dippy basslines.

Intelligent music writer: You like AnCo? You should totally check out Das Motorbike. Back in the 80s, DM seamlessly blended the post-ska rhythms of Colonial Jo'burg with the astroturf-infused anti-folk of late-era Plath Sisters, all of it tied together with a proto-punk ribbon and a shit-grunge cherry on top
Das Motorbike by Riggsbert April 16, 2009

the motorbike 

With 2 fingers of the same hand put one in the pink one in the stink. And move your hand as you would move it revving a motorbike throttle.
Claydo used cava's anus and vagina like they were a moto gp race bike upon start up. The motorbike
the motorbike by Mrvnss April 27, 2014

Malaysian Motorbike 

Receiving a hand-job, with a twisting motion (as if using the throttle on a motorcycle), from a lady-boy making a revving engine sound.
"Dude, my trip to Kuala Lumpur ended with a Malaysian Motorbike from the tour guide I hired!"
Malaysian Motorbike by chingychang January 16, 2013

paddy's motorbike 

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.
this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.
paddy's motorbike by Al January 29, 2005

mexican motorbike 

Exactly like an Alaskan Top hat, only inverted and reversed.
"That's when Sally broke out the lube and I knew a mexican motorbike was in store for me."
mexican motorbike by HubristicGuru February 19, 2017