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morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.
morning glory by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.
That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.
morning glory by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.
I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".
Morning Glory by Twunce March 15, 2010

Morning Glory

A particular kind of seed often used for its psychedelic LSA content.

MG seeds contain Lysergic Acid Amide, a drug similar in physical structure to LSD, but much more mild.

Described in detail by Youtuber Botany101
Morning Glory can get you seriously high man.
Morning Glory by Hexenhammer November 2, 2009

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.
She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."
morning glory by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019