Mootzing 

To die in a water related accident due to one's own stupidity, usually in a flooded wash. To experience extreme and potentially deadly weather.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear about that guy who tried to swim in the flooded wash in the middle of the storm?"

Person 2: "Yeah, that guy was totally in for a mootzing."

Mootzing by midget stomper September 11, 2012

still mooing 

A steak or hamburger that is cooked extremely rare and bloody, it borders on being raw. Any rarer and the cow would literally have to be slaughtered at the dinner table.

We ordered Filet mignon that was so bloody rare, I swear the steaks were still mooing when they got to our plates.

still mooing by Dr. Claw January 11, 2009

moobington 

Pet-name for a fat teenage boy with large, swollen man boobs.

'Ey Moobington, go take a shower.

moobington by somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend August 23, 2004

Peyton Mooning 

When a man backs his spread ass cheeks into someones face and slaps them with his testicles.

I'm going commando for some quick strike peyton mooning.

Peyton Mooning by hairgun August 29, 2016

pootin mooning 

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

pootin mooning by oleteej June 25, 2015

Mooding 

1) feeling a certain way towards something you want
2) making your emotion a verb

1) Today.. I am mooding some CORNDOGS!
2) I woke up good mooding this morning and it feels amaaaazing.

Mooding by gmfb2332 October 23, 2010

moozing out

The act of withdrawing a commitment made to multiple people. This can be accomplished via: Red Phone, Text Message, Potential Amnesia, Disappearance, etc.

"Are we going to Moose's bbq today?"

"No, he cancelled his own bbq. He is totally moozing out on all of us right now."

moozing out by King Hogs May 10, 2008