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mongoosing

The act of fearlessly, ferociously and unscrupulously devouring helpless prey; particularly, after fighting for and winning previously said prey from cobras and other venomous snakes.
"You guys see Bill mongoosing at the club last night? He made out with two chicks, got three numbers and left home with one. What a fucking mongoose!"
mongoosing by HoneyBadger2498 February 17, 2014
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are you petting my mongoose 

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

Omega mongoose 

The Omega Mongoose is the act of performing cunnilingus on a female, while she is on her period, and she is on the toilet having diarrhea.
She asked me to give her an Omega Mongoose, I told her no way!
Omega mongoose by nhbmaing August 8, 2014

Tana Mongoose 

A lesbian youtuber who makes fake story times saying she was almost killed by her uber driver
Omg did u just see Idubbz content cop on tana mongoose shes such a liar?
Tana Mongoose by AnythingIsPossiblee December 23, 2017

magoosalum 

An indescriminate amount of a gellatenous or viscous fluid.
"Just dab a little magoosalum on there!"

"I passed out drunk at a frat party and woke up with magoosalum all over my face!"
magoosalum by John Pressley June 24, 2008
Dutch slang word for somebody who is so annoying and stupid that he or she is hated enormously.
He's a real mongool, the way he behaved yesterday.
mongool by Aboraly September 1, 2006

mongoose 

A ferocious beastly animal who wanders the jungles and riverbanks in search of inferior animals to devour.
Dude that Mongoose ate my dog.
mongoose by Bob July 24, 2003