Momster 

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine

Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.

Momster by momstermanda January 7, 2010

Momster 

A guy who lives with his family but acts like he is all that.

A person who has a lot of gear but lives at his parents.

I bought the new Iphone this week.

"Dude your a Momster and you can afford it."

Momster by Chickenhuner September 6, 2007

Momster 

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.

Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?

Momster by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014

momster 

Momster is when a scary and angry man does a satanic ritual and becomes what we call a momster. Momsters can be very dangerous but you will know when you meet one because they are sus as fuck.

(bob): You seem sus omg are you momster?
(momster): *eats him*

momster by GergeManDoc February 17, 2021

Momster 

The one and only Abigail Mineer. She fully embodies the title of Momster.

Abigail is such a momster. She's comes out at night.

Momster by ABJS March 10, 2021

Momster 

A terrible mother. Her kids may not talk to her due to actions such as: emotional abuse, neglect, or putting herself before them.

She is such a momster, she was never there for me.

Momster by Sunshine879 April 13, 2025

Momster 

A mom who is emotionally and or physically abusive. She can be passive aggressive or a bully as well. Often puts her needs before her own children's. Has no regard for her child's overall health and well being.

My mom never comes to my volleyball games, she is such a momster.

My mom tells me I'm fat every morning, she is such a momster.

My mom would rather do drugs then feed my brother and I, she's a momster.

Momster by Sunshine879 April 14, 2025