misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.

"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."

misting the lizard by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011

mosting 

to do the most; to cross the line

You're mosting with that one.

mosting by John Fifita July 9, 2007

jizz misting

When your boyfriend cums in your butt and lays between your legs and you fart.

"I busted in Tammy's butt and she started jizz misting on me shortly afterword whilst I waited Indian style between her legs."

jizz misting by Vangina91 May 29, 2017

mosting 

The act of getting the MOST out of a situation with a lady friend. Instead of having sex you just Make Out Suck Titties

Jack: Did you and Rachel have sex last night?
Bill: Nah man she wasn’t feeling it, but she was ok with mosting all night!

mosting by master moster July 7, 2018

misting 

Misting is starting with a large mouthful of some beverage (to the extent to where your cheeks are puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie), then quickly spitting it out at someone, so that it becomes a projectile "mist" in the air.

The proper form when misting, is to look something like one of those fireball-spitting circus performers.

Similar to "shotgunning", which is the same thing, but with a mouthful of crushed ice.

LOL I just misted you with Crush Pineapple and Codeine syrup.

What a profound example of misting that was! If I may elaborate further: PWNZ0RRED!!11shift!!!!!1

misting by ryansupak June 20, 2006

moustinger 

The finger put above your lip when imitating having a moustache

"Do you like my moustinger?" asked Matt as he did his Hitler impression.

moustinger by uei February 14, 2014

Moistling

A young e-girl.

“Look at that moistling.”

“My snapchats been full of moistlings lately.”Carlisle

“Call Chris Hansen there’s moistling’s about.” Lucy

Moistling by The Kings Life February 16, 2020