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purple headed heat seeking moisture missle 

its a dick... its not a mouth based video game...
I'll massage the back of your throught with my purple headed heat seeking moisture missle!

shit missle 

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.
if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.
shit missle by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

Skud Missle 

Skud Missle is a big ass turd. A catastrophic turd.
Damn if you gone lay a Skud Missle that big flush the damn toilet nigga.
Skud Missle by J.Frank May 13, 2005

sand missle 

a powdery missle created by nestle quick mix when trying to mix in the powder to the cup
was pouring some Q in, and when i started to stir it, shit hit me in the face like a sand missle
sand missle by d-bawlz April 12, 2004

Sweedish Missle 

1. It's a gay sex maneuver where two guys line up their anii and one shits into the other guys anus, and then the guy shits it back. This can go on for hours. Noun.
Alexander Rodriguez loves to do the Swedish Missile with all his German pals.
Sweedish Missle by Iloveaids May 16, 2005

skud missle 

an absolutly gross fart one that makes people leave the room it hits you like a missle
wow that kid just dropped a skud missle