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Awful Misspellings 

The result of a failed attempt made by someone with only a vague idea of what the 'English Language' actually is.

Easily notable as not a typo error, as a typo is still readable in normal language. No, one who is an awful misspeller actually has no idea whatsoever how that word should be, and will try and write phoenetically.
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mispelign 

mispelign
mispelign by NameRandom56789 August 4, 2021

mingeling 

A sexually precocious,prepubescent girl.
An underage prickteaser.
"I'm going round to see that slapper I met in the pub last weekend"
"Be careful of her daughter,she's a mingeling,she'll get you in trouble if you get too friendly"

Patsy Kensit in the 'Fairy Liquid' advert
mingeling by bananabender January 23, 2011

MISSPELLINGS

misspelling (noun, plural: misspellings)
Simply means: a wrongly spelled word (or spelt! - contrary to what many think, this isn't a misspelling, but a seldom used form of spelled).

Typos, on the other hand, refer specifically to typographical errors (of which typo is an abbreviation), which appeared with the first printing press (see Gutenberg). They generally occur in printed material, or during the use of an implement or machinery whose output is print-like in appearance (including the printing press itself, typewriters, computers and their keyboards etc.).
An example of a misspelled word would be: phoenatically, used by the person who provided the previous "definition" of the word misspellings. Correct spelling of that word is: phonetically.

The reasons for assuming that he misspelled the word, and it isn't a typo, are threefold:
1) on the keyboard, the "e" key is not in the immediate vicinity of the two adjacent letters ("o" and "n").
2) the word phonetic has its origins in ancient Greek; many Greek words (and names) use the compound vowel "oe" (such as: phoenix, Phoenicians, or perhaps the best known one: Oedipus). Hence his confusion.
3) a practical reason: he did not correct his mistake, thinking it was correct.
So much then, for the differentiation between an ignorance-induced misspelling and a printing or typing mistake known as typo.
He picks on others for their misspellings, but ignores his own. He misspelled the word phonetically, thinking that it should be written similarly to phoenix. He was vicious towards those with mental and learning disabilities, because they had a medical explanation for their misspellings, unlike him.

misspelling 

See typo for the full definition and examples.
misspelling by Downstrike September 30, 2004
when you come out of a pool or body of water and slick your hair back. named after the model Meridith Mickelson because when you mickel you look like a model.
oh my god do you see that girls she looks so much hotter well she's mickeling

yeah your so right
mickeling by do you even go here December 29, 2017

Missening 

A misspoken version of the word missing

Also spelled mistening and missining
Missening by fearsniper05 August 18, 2021