wizard medication 

Colloquial name of novel psychedelic compound 25i-NBOMe, a more potent chemical derivative of better known psychedelic 2C-I. The compound is noted for its particularly intense visual effects, and pronounced stimulant properties. Users report the experience instilling an all-encompassing, almost childlike joy, as well as the feeling that they are combatants against evil (hence 'wizard').

Merle: Damn bro, you need to lay off the wizard medication. All I've heard from your room all night is Fuck Buttons!
Kevin: But it's the perfect soundtrack to stirring the cosmos! By the way, I am a wizard.

wizard medication by J.R. Ustler September 30, 2012

Medibating 

Medibating: The act of masturbating to mental images and/or thoughts. Often used by Buddhist monks practicing celibacy.

How to practice proper medibating technique:

1) Make sure you are in a quiet room with no distractions.
2) Make sure you are alone.
3) Picture that girl from earlier.
4) Take one last safety check for on-lookers.
5) Medibate.

Medibating by JHorton09 June 1, 2011

meditation 

Meditation can mean either clearing your mind of all thought, or focusing on one thought, both done in an effort to achieve enlightenment. For example, in some masters of "zen" or "chan" buddhism will give thier students koans to meditate on, such as, "What is the sound of one hand clapping?". On the other hand, many other sects teach thinking of nothing. Either way can be effective for those who engage in the activity not for religious enlightment, but simply to relax and gain a greater understanding of life.

He medidated on the koan and understood that the lack of an answer was in itself an answer, and yet not the fullness of the answer.

I engage in meditation for a few minutes before I go to bed to help settle my mind.

meditation by Steven Hopkins February 15, 2007

Meditating Monkey 

A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.

All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey

Meditating Monkey by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018

buttery meltation fetish 

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

buttery meltation fetish by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

guru meditation code 

A whimsical name for an error code, the guru meditation code is helpfully provided by end users so that tech support gurus have something to meditate on. When their meditations are complete, they may be divinely inspired to create a better product, establish a philosophy of world peace, or maybe even fix your problem.

Before accepting the message, you may wish to write down the guru meditation code. You may then email it to Red Lion technical support, so that one of our technical gurus can meditate on this information in order to track-down the cause of the problem.

guru meditation code by rootbeer277 October 18, 2008

Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

Social Mediaing by emoji queen. October 12, 2014