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Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.
person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...
Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

marryingjean

‘I’m marryingjean’s biggest fan!!’
marryingjean by Bleur did this February 26, 2021
To talk from another room.
To join a conversation room another room
The other day girl T and and girl S were Marying in on our conversation yesterday
Marying by a sneaky snake March 2, 2015

Wal-Marting

"Hey, wanna go Wal-Marting later?"

"Sure!"
Wal-Marting by Blue Fox March 29, 2008

Marrying the ketchups 

The combination of two half-empty (or half-full) bottles of the titular tomato condiment in attempts to make them into one whole bottle of ketchup.
This particular phrase was popularized by the January 25, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, hosted by film star Adam Driver.
“I had two half-finished bottles of ketchup and was running out of space in my refrigerator... long story short, my wife walked in on me marrying the ketchups and I had to stop. They didn’t even get to finish their vows, Hank!“ *sobs*

Wal-Marting

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.
Wal-Marting by New English December 20, 2008