Meaty Madness 

a cluster of middle aged men trapping an Innocent women repeatedly beating her from their thunder from
Down under (dicks)

chick 1: why didn't Julie show up at dinner last night?

chick 2: she ran into a flak of meaty madness

chick 1: that explanes a lot

Meaty Madness by modc June 21, 2011

method to my madness 

Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.

"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.

method to my madness by pseudo jay June 20, 2016

Mumbai Madness 

When you eat curry and produce a toilet-filling shit. Usually caused by sloppy, dirties curry which the stomach can't digest.

Nathan: "Boy did I eat a very bad curry last night, very bad indeed."
Jacob: "You might have a case of Mumbai Madness!"

Mumbai Madness by Thicc Boi Al September 4, 2017

Panda Bear Madness Minute 

When panda bears mysteriously appear on camera and dance frantically. Usually used as a last attempt for a crap show to get ratings. Made popular by the T.V. show South Park.

"Thankyou Token for that report, now its time for PANDA BEAR MADNESS MINUTE"

(pandas rush onto the set and dance frantically)

Panda Bear Madness Minute by Ramblaron August 21, 2006

Arctic Madness 

Madness cause when one has to urinate outside in the cold and is wearing 4 inches of clothing and only has 3 inches of penis to work with due to the sub-zero temperatures.

Common among males in the Arctic.

"I have to urinate so bad it hurts! But I can't find my willy in all these clothes." - Justin

"Calm down, your getting arctic madness."
- Dave

Arctic Madness by Monological January 21, 2009

Mooch Madness 

The state of someone who does not have a t.v. and mooches off their friends to watch the NCAA basketball tournament.

Riaz has Mooch Madness, he has been at W.C.'s all weekend watching the tourney.

Mooch Madness by Fatrazmo April 5, 2011

Signing Madness 

When an author promices to sign a very large amount of pre-ordered books in an ever decreasing amount of time.
Symptoms include bad fashion sense, increase puff levels, RSI, and stunted youtube videos. Sypmtoms fade once book is released and signing - the cause - also stops.

2011 John Green's promise to sign all copies of pre-ordered 'TFIOS' (The Fault In Our Stars). Now he has Signing Madness.

Signing Madness by Shortcut888 October 19, 2011