Mail

Mail is a slang sometimes said softly during anal sex by heterosexuals or homosexuals. It is said right before the penis is inserted into the other person's anus.
Note: It is never shouted or written with an "!" because during so might scare the receiever or cause them to scrim and could cause anal rupture.

Proper way
A: "Hey there. Mail."
B: "Uhhwhwhhhh. Yessssssssss."

Not the proper way
A: "....MAIL!"
B: "AHHHHHHHCH!!! MY ANUS!!!"

by Jim Blyth December 6, 2007

mail

sending money; other assets;

Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!

by Jake November 22, 2003

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing

Friend_1: *something funny*
Friend_2: "MAIL! "

by Schroedinbug January 26, 2019

MAIL

Multiple Anally Induced LOLgasms

* Yu MAILs Tak
* Tak has many LOLgasms

by Flyp July 1, 2004

mail

Shortened version of İsmail.

Can: Mail, what are you doing?
İsmail: please don’t call me Mail.

by Cheers Love! Tracer’s here! March 28, 2019

Mail

1. Something old people did to send messages

2. A text that took forever to get to the receiver.

I sure hope the mail gets here on time.

by ADoctor.TheDoctor October 18, 2018

MAIL

My Ass Is Laughing.

Used when LOL won't cut it. Similar to LMAO, Smeh or ROFL

Ex:

Otto: Whats ur biggest fear?
Otto: Mine is knowing we almost never met. You?

Chapman: BEARS MAIL

Chapman:

Otto: MAIL so hard rn

by Lectric Larry January 17, 2019