Magic Box 

In the restaurant business, the microwave is known as the magic box because food needs to be hot right now and Chef is breathing down your throat to get it to the guest.

Come on! Throw it in the Magic Box and get this order out of the kitchen!

Magic Box by The Doctor Number 11 April 5, 2010

Magic Box of Fuck 

1. A magical box full of all the fucks that have not been given.

2. Masturbating into a box fan to see how far the semin will fly.

3. Your box of dildos

The Magic Box of Fuck was a disaster, I aimed wrong and got myself.

Magic Box of Fuck by Bloodhands September 13, 2018

Magic Box Theory

The idea that certain devices or contraptions are inherently "magic" in some way and mere mortals are incapable of understanding their inner-workings. Some devices subject to "magic box theory" are (but are not limited to) computers, car engines/transmissions, microwaves, televisions, radios, calculators, etc.

Believers of the magic box theory are easily singled out by judging the reaction after giving them a simple request such as "open your hood" or "open the side of your computer".

A commonly held belief among Magic Box Theorists is that these devices have a will of their own with some sort of propensity toward a specific behavior. They can be heard stating that their "computer is acting funny" or that their "car is behaving differently", completely oblivious to the fact that computers and cars do not behave, they are behaved upon.

I told my boss's wife I could fix her computer. She said that's impossible because something is wrong with the "inside parts". Apparently she is a "Magic Box Theorist".

My boss wasn't sure if his car had antifreeze for the winter so I told him to open his hood and check. He freaked out and nearly choked to death on his tea. He, like his wife, subscribes to the "Magic Box Theory"

My friend's dad got a new TV and I set it up. A few days later he calls me and says "I pressed some button on the remote and now the TV isn't acting right". I'm sure that may have something to do with what action was taken on the TV e.g., the remote. Apparently, my friend's dad is a "Magic Box Theorist"

Magic Box Theory by CPUOverclocker64 December 14, 2009

magic box of fire 

i.e. A lighter, a device used to lite things, or start a fire

"Hey do you have a magic box of fire so i can light my cigarette?"

magic box of fire by Captian LuLu March 5, 2007

box magic 

After fingering a girl's pussy, you give her a wet willy with her own juices.

So, I was hooking up with this chick and right after I gave her the box magic, she puked in my mouth.

box magic by wheli January 10, 2009

magic glow box 

Television

He believes whatever the magic glow box tells him to believe. ... all those commercials on TV and radio without having them pop up elsewhere, ...

Wish I hadn't turned on the magic glow box ....

magic glow box by RoBky January 18, 2011

Open a Box of Butt Magic 

To blatantly let out a loud dank nasty FART! i.e. To pass gas.

*you smell a dirty fart stench in the air then ask...*
"Who just totaly opened a box of butt magic in here?!"
or
"heads up..Im about to open a box of butt magic"

Open a Box of Butt Magic by Derek Simons aka D-rock aka Sir Danks November 9, 2008