lookie here 

US southern slang. Usually preceded or followed by "now."
It means "listen to what I have to say next, because it is something that you were unware of or had previously been ignoring, much to our chagrin."
or can simply mean "look at this."

Now, lookie here: we don't appreciate that kind of foul language here.

Lookie here now: The way you're cutting them switches is all wrong. Use a sweeping motion.

Lookie here! It's a dodo bird!

lookie here by darius sunofovich January 7, 2005

Crack Whore Loogie 

An act of oral/nasal sex. The man jizzes on a flat mirror and girl uses a razor-blade to make lines out of it. She then snorts it up her nose, hocks it back, and spits it out.

variation- Crack Whore Snowball - same actions as before, but the girl spits it back into the dudes mouth

Lisa's low on tissues. Must be busy giving crack whore loogies.

Crack Whore Loogie by Viking Phlegm January 7, 2009

penile loogie 

what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom

The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom

penile loogie by connorsji May 8, 2008

Loogie Paradox 

The Loogie Paradox, also known as the Spit Catch 22, refers to a phenomenon of hocking a loogie in another's mouth and while the other returns the favor.

Guy 1: Bro, I just spit in my girlfriend mouth and she spit back
Guy 2: That sounds a lot like the Loogie Paradox

Loogie Paradox by Launix4eva September 16, 2021

Kile Loomis 

a stack of kale

Creator of this word: All I want to do is associate Kile Loomis with kale.

Kile Loomis by A Crate of Kids November 28, 2018

The Loomis Ratio 

The Loomis Ratio is simple: for every 1 guy there are 4 girls. Underclassmen are preferred. The Loomis Ratio needs a couple of requirements to take place. The Loomis Ratio should be accompanied with sums of alcohol, dance music, and a bonus is if the host's parents are away for the duration. If all goes to plan the full effect of The Loomis Ratio will be felt. It will be a night that the partiers will never forget only if they are able remember.

One cold night in the deep winter of the Northern Midwest, the host implemented The Loomis Ratio which resulted in the temperature risin', dance floor bumpin', and the host drunkin'and sex...thus being a night which profited from The Loomis Ratio.

The Loomis Ratio by Mr. Samuel May 26, 2006

lootie

Lootie is an internet celebrity who achieved far reaching fame during the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. His image was originally captured by the Associated Press and quickly gained notoriety for the alleged racist caption that it displayed.

Lootie since than has been one of the most popular subjects of photoshop.

Lootie: Iz be juss thirssty n sheeit gnomesane? So i dun rob da licka sto fo some Heineken.

lootie by Lootie July 27, 2008