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Ghost Lingerer 

Person who comes to your apartment and stays in your room even despite being unwanted. Initiates conversation then disappears when you turn around to respond. These guys are annoying as shit. They never leave. They bug me out.
Ghost lingerer walks into victim's apartment:
"Hey, can I use your computer?"
"No."
"Okay, thanks. I'll install my video game on it and play it for 9 hours straight."
"Lingerer, man. L-I-N-G-E-R-E-R. Bugs me out!"
Ghost Lingerer by Chet Hendar March 6, 2009
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Casino lingerer 

A person who loses all their money at the casino but hangs around watching the tables without playing for an extended period after they are out.
After Jesse lost all his money on roulette....
Sam: "Come on Jesse lets go home"
Jesse: "Hold on man I know zero is coming up, I've just gotta see it"
Sam: "dude you don't even have any chips to play"
Jesse: "It's coming man"
Sam: "You're such a casino lingerer
Casino lingerer by Browntown154 October 18, 2010

Lurking Lingerer 

A person who stalks or makes another person feel uncomfortable by there mere presence in a room
Man i was at starbucks again and that asian barista was being a lurking lingerer again, she mad me so uncomfortable i left the store without my coffee.

Lingerberry 

Like a dingleberry (a resistant piece of fecal matter stuck to your anal/gooch hair, very hard to remove, etc) a lingerberry is the guy/girl of the group that is generally unwanted. They are just standing around, being antisocial, not contributing, and being all around weird. Usually, no one has the heart to tell them/ask them to leave. Lingerberry's always include themselves in other's plans, completely uninvited.
Miller: Why's he here? He's not even doing anything and no one invited him, he won't leave us alone!

Zerab: I know, I want to tell him but I don't want to sound rude. He's such a lingerberry, it's so annoying.

dingleberry creeper
Lingerberry by zerab May 27, 2009

Lingerers 

Chunks of diarrhea that refuse to go down the toilet bowl after the first flush. Chunks that remain after the 2nd and 3rd flush are then known as Stallion Lingerers.
Toilet user #2: Ahh, shit! Johnny left some Lingerers behind!

Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.
Lingerers by CharlesPoops February 27, 2010

Vaganus Lingerberries

This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.
After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!

Lingerree 

A style of clothing worn by seductive, sexy robots. i.e. The "sexy" robot from Transformers 2.
Jeremy: I loved that transformers 2 movie, but all i herd from my church about that movie was about the stupid robot in that sexy lingerree...

Phil:... uh what???

Jeremy: Lingerree... wait.. lingerie...
Lingerree by philiosaurus October 9, 2009