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lawl (lol) + gawd (god) = lawd
lawd by raunchyfart May 3, 2010
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A substance that has lawdnificent powers!
Awsomer than chuck norris,pirates,realy hot girls AND long weekends put together.
No crap.
John: I just saved money by switching to geico!!
Jeff:That's lawdtastic!
Lawd by K*i September 15, 2008
A substance that has lawdnificent powers!
Awsomer than chuck norris,pirates,realy hot girls AND long weekends put together.
No crap.
John: I just saved money by switching to geico!!
Jeff:That's lawdtastic!
Lawd by K*i August 26, 2006
To kill by lead poisoning, often through

Leadpipes in the kitchen (colonel mustard) in the italian bath when burying the lead in Rome when roaming through the space between

2 g balls projected from rifled barrels at a velocity faster than 300 meters per second though less than 300 million meters per second. Until they dont. Crash. In some eras and generations in some parts of some planets the ball of lead, element 82, can be replaced with plutonium that has half-lifed down to lead levels.

Also painted onto school walls

Also liquefied and then volatilized into the atmosphere in combustion rather than engines used to propel vehicles in the 1900s.
Who lawded Flint, Michigan? That mishugus? Colonel Mustard in the white house with the lead pipe.
Lawd by Quinto en Camino April 20, 2023

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!