1. Sexual position most often used when laziness or inebriation prevents one partner from assuming the desired position. Similar to spooning, but much less effort.
2. In the sport of American Football, successful lateral transfer of the football from one offensive player to another player with a near fumble.
3. Positioning of the human body for surgical access to the lateral ankle. Approximately 5-10 degrees from the lateral decubitus position with a pillow or bean-bag for support and concentric circles of tape to fix the body to the operating table.

1. After rolling over to request sexual relations with a partner: "If your drunk-ass doesn't get on top tonight, I'm not doing the Sloppy-Lateral anymore."
2. Announcer: "That was a Sloppy-Lateral in the backfield there Gene, really just lucky the ball wasn't fumbled."
3. Surgeon: "If we can't find the prone pillow, just forget about it. We're going Sloppy-Lateral."

Sloppy-Lateral by drredbeans July 27, 2016

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Leatherall

A greying old man often sporting leather attire in an odd or creepy fashion.

your being such a leatherall mate leave the girls alone

Leatherall by beetrootbake June 18, 2011

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Coal-lateral

Damage done by large coal exporting nations when economic prosperity is put ahead of long term sustainabilty.

Our first concern is the economy. It's not our problem if there is downstream coal-lateral damage.

Coal-lateral by Coal-ition of the unhappy February 12, 2010

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hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

hoe-lateral damage by dipstickin December 12, 2014

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