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Lapis Lazuli 

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.
Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.
Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019
A combination of the words "lap" and "Apple. "Lapple"describes the resemblance of an apple sitting on a males lap when he tucks his penis underneath his scrotum and pulls his balls from underneath his closed legs. The pressure often causes the balls to turn red resembling an apple.
Erick just sent me a picture of his fucking "Lapple" while taking a dump; sick bastard.
Lapple by Juan-Valdez April 6, 2014

Lapisblade 

A high ping player who post videos on Youtube, and a teenager who don't give a fuck to almost anything. He is also known as a nerd who loves science a lot and often makes sci fi bullshit to fight random people. If u aren't subscribe to him what the actual fuck are u doing with ur life
Lapisblade your ping is on drugs.
Lapisblade by urstepmomlol July 2, 2022
When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.
I was lamping at home this morning.
lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

Lapiz laflumli 

Is another way to pronounce lapis lazuli.
It's something made up in Minecraft from a person which couldn't pronounce the word the right way..
Kev: Hey can you look for some La.. Lapiz... Lapiz laflumli I need it really bad, no cap
Gonzo: No problem! I gotta need them for some potions later aswell!
Lapiz laflumli by Titantoss October 9, 2021

Double Lappy

Getting two lap dances from two strippers at once
Hey man-why don't you take that one and I'll take the other?

I think not...I will have a double lappy.
Double Lappy by dbfloyd December 28, 2009