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lactoseintoleranceism

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Jerry over there has lactoseintoleranceism, poor guy.
by Twix1188 June 12, 2022
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Using ur laptop for various things
Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping
by The one who knows everthing August 26, 2009
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Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
After lactomangulating the milk carton, I switched to the other side and cut the top off.
by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003
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lactokinesis

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A shitty superpower which allows one to control milk with their mind. From Misfits S02 E06.
Lactokinesis is the shittiest superpower ever.
by I didn't know what to put here December 25, 2010
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lactating whore

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As it sounds, it is breastfeeding for pay. Erotic lactation is considered a taboo by many because of its proximity to incest and children. "Milk fetishism" and "lactophilia" are medical, diagnostic terms for paraphilias and are used for disorders according to the precise criteria of ICD-10 and DSM-IV.

In 2003, there was a report of New Zealand brothel that offered lactation services to its clients. Though not strictly prostitution, a Beijing restaurant offered breastmilk-based dishes on its menu.
Donna is a lactating whore who works in a house that caters to fetishes such as infantilism.
by Gender Studies Student February 12, 2010
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lactating bovoid

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A cow-like creature who produces milk. Lactating refers to Lactation, the process of producing milk and bovoid refers to bovine, the term for a cow and by adding "oid" on the end means "similar to".
Excrement of a Lactating Bovoid
Means- Cow Poo

That lactating bovoid is annoying me
Means- That cow is annoying me
by kingpaladin August 5, 2005
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lactomongulate

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To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.
I was so thirsty and trying to get into my drink that i fucked up the side saying "Open Here" . I was forced to lactomongulate the illegal side!
by Bradis February 20, 2008
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