Lacrosse 

1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.

Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?

Lacrosse by HideYOkids8675309 February 27, 2011

Lacrosse 

What people who sucked at baseball when they were younger play during baseball season

Baseball is better than lacrosse

Lacrosse by DylanS15 August 28, 2014

Lacrosse 

A made up sport for people that can't play anything else

Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"

Lacrosse by cool kid345568 January 2, 2012

Lacrosse 

The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.

Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls

Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick

Lacrosse by Inside out oreo August 10, 2013

Lacrosse 

1.An activity that takes every bit of gayness in ones body to play.

2.for any reject who cant handle a real sport like baseball or football

Kid: Hey you wanna go play some fun sports and be atheletic?

Fag: Are you kidding? I've been cut from every real sport! i do lacrosse!

Lacrosse by yanks22 August 21, 2008

lacrosse 

A sport that rich white kids play, so they can pretend to be athletic.

"I'm like...third in the state for Lacrosse...I'm pretty athletic"

"Yeah, it must be hard to hit people with sticks, and grow your hair real long...like a bitch."

lacrosse by GsE49857 September 10, 2009

Lacrosse 

What is probably the gayest sport to have ever been created. It involves a lot of men hitting chasing after a ball (gay) and hitting each other with the heads of their shafts (gay). Requires very little thinking. Most people who play it are complete faggots.

Lacrosse player: "Baseball is so gay. It's just a guy throwing a ball to another guy."

Baseball player: "Really? You sure about that? I'm pretty sure baseball requires 10x more thinking than lacrosse does. All you do in lacrosse is hit people and shoot balls. In baseball, you do a lot more. And also, most people who play baseball are chill and have great sty, unlike those faggy lacrosse players."

Lacrosse by REDSOX4LIFE October 31, 2011