Kellogg Syndrome 

When someone is extremely afraid of masturbation. This is in reference to the founder of Kellogg's cereal because he thought that corn flakes would stop masturbation, thought that circumcision was a cure for many unrelated diseases, thought that pain killer sure not be used in circumcision so that it would be like a punishment, and often burned the clitoris.

-I think my parents have Kellogg Syndrome. They walk in on me and lost their minds!

- No way i'm doing that! Its too noisy. My parents have Kellogg Syndrome and would kill me if they found out I beat my meat on a regular basis!

Kellogg Syndrome by tyster_gunner June 5, 2017

Kellogg's 

A company that makes cereals.

I love eating Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

Kellogg's by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Kellogg Brown & Root 

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.

Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!

Kellogg Brown & Root by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006

Kellogg's 

Short for Kenny Loggins.

Kellogg's = Heaven Helps the Man

Kellogg's by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 November 27, 2016

kellogg's kid 

When someone is spoon feed things in life and wants to act like someone they not to fit in with the gangsters around them

He's not a gangster he does tiktok dances he's a kellogg's kid

kellogg's kid by durbanite dictionary May 2, 2024

A kick in the Kellogg's 

When somebody is brutally honest or mean regarding something you are sensitive about, and you get your feelings hurt:

e.g.1: They made fun of my accent. I pretended to be part of the fun but it was a kick in the Kellogg's.

e.g.2: Boy-oh-boy, the teacher really kicked me right in the Kellogg's when she said that I can't sing.

A kick in the Kellogg's by Geekybully May 30, 2016

Delton Kellogg High School 

The epitome of white trash. Most people from this school wouldn’t even know the definition of the word epitome.

Person 1: “Have you heard of Delton Kellogg High School?”
Person 2: “I heard that people drive their tractors to school, is that true?”
Person 1: “Sadly... yes.”

Delton Kellogg High School by Fact_Checker101 September 15, 2019