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Junkyard Jesus 

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.
We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
Junkyard Jesus by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

Junkyard Barbie 

A woman whose individual body parts are nice, but they don't match, so her body is like a Barbie doll assembled by taking various parts out of a trash heap.
You are with a friend and see a woman with a cute face, but her head is a bit big for her body. Or she has a nice bosom and an upper body that is right for a 140 pound woman, mixed with thin legs that look like they belong on a woman weighing 105 pounds. You say to your buddy, "check out the Junkyard Barbie over there".
Junkyard Barbie by blackcab996 September 25, 2010

junkyard turkey 

potentially the most problematic term ever created. very racist and offensive to almost every marginalized group. Every time you say it trump gets a boner
"Look at that Junkyard Turkey " "woah don't drop a hard JT like that!"
junkyard turkey by sad_alum February 1, 2019

junkyard jangle 

when a man tries to hide his premature ejaculation by continued penetration with an improvised phallus
Banged that chick from the organic coffee house last night-

Sweet how did it go?

I fuckin pre-jacked

You cunt! Did you make like a banana and split?

Fuck no, didnt want her to know so i did the ol junkyard jangle finished her off with one of me work boots, she couldnt tell the difference.

junkyard dog

Somebody who is strong and good in a fight; a beastly person.
These guys started shit with us, and my friend Mike knocked out all six of them. He's a junkyard dog.
junkyard dog by George May 13, 2005

Junkyard Lounge Rat 

1) A person of the female sex, whom has degraded themselves to this level of filth.

2) They have kids, but you never see or hear of them together.

3) They have men who they're cheating on with something even worse.

4) They're lose, dirty, have no self-respect, and will literally screw any man who is willing to take their free drink.

5) They typically test positive.

5) They go haaaaaaarrrrrrdddddd in these streets.
Did you see Sloth's new victim? Yeah, she's a straight Junkyard Lounge Rat!