B'jankity 

A word used to convey a state of something being completely weird and stupid. It can be used in the place of fubar, lame , F*cked up and/or retarded. For example, instead of saying "My brother is being a dumb lame jerk" you would say "My brother is being b'jankty". Because it is such a rare and wonderful word, it is highly important to spell it correctly (b'jankity) and to pronounce it correctly (buh-JANE-kuh-tee).

The word originated around the Avon, IN area and has built and grown upon its own success in recent years.

"Holycrap, that test was freaking b'jankity!"

"Dude, that was a lame-ass b'jankty excuse for not coming with us and hanging out yesterday."

"WTF happened to your head?! Your hair is all b'jankity"

B'jankity by Alycia H. April 17, 2008

jankey-ass 

A take on the word jankey, meaning messed-up, broken down, cheap, ghetto, busted, wrong, or fucked-up.

"Did you see that dude's jankey-ass teeth!?"

or

"Who does that jankey-ass bitch think she is?"

jankey-ass by JMilf August 5, 2008

Jankity 

When something is in seriously bad condition, yet it still works

the jankity wrench was corroded, but it still fixed the bike

Jankity by TheFoxyShazzam September 17, 2010

jankey 

Broke down
under constant repair
Faulted

"Look at that jankey ass car ridin on 4 donuts, with trashbags all in the backseat windows n shit."

jankey by Wesso September 23, 2003

jankey 

Adjetive. Anything that is beyond repair, of dubious quality, or otherwise without quality.

"Hey Jiba, what do you think of this drawing?"
"Man, that shit Jankey, dog, y'know-what-I'm-sayin?"

jankey by Broke ass art student September 22, 2005

jankity 

something thats messed up, cheep, crappy, broken, Not Up to standards

whoa now that bed was jankity dude.....braw

jankity by s2dadizzle January 25, 2004

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy 

An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.

Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.

Jankedy-ass-hoopidy by OMGWTFBBQ22 July 27, 2009