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Jane Doe 

When you break up with a horrible boyfriend and he becomes 'dead to you', but he's being a little bitch about it. He has now earned the tittle of jane doe.

All the ex boyfriends that won't go away, all the ex boyfriends that are completely irrealivent to the world, all the ex boyfriends that think they are amazing but in reality are going no where in life. These are John Does; but the ones that do all that and then call you crying and blaming you for whatever and thinking there is still a chance. The ones that show up empty handed at your house unannounced. The ones that you don't miss and your main focus is how to get them to leave you alone. Those are Jane Does.
Girl one: "sooo Jane Doe showed up at my house last night..."

Girl two: "OMG, will he ever go away? What did he want?"

Girl one: " He was crying so I threw him a box of tampons and went back inside."
Jane Doe by eiggaMAD November 30, 2015
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Jane-doe's

Jane-doe's (pronounced "JAYNE-doughs") are the random panties or other bits of women's underwear you find scattered around your apartment. A true pair of Jane-doe's will have no identifiable owner whatsoever, and as a result of this may stay on the floor of your flat for weeks on end, collecting dust as you desperately ponder what is either simply a deteriorating mental state, or a complete and total breakdown of sexual standards. See also: John-doe's.
Dude, I've got no idea where that bustier came from. It's a total Jane-doe.

I get so much ass my flat is littered with Jane-doe's!

Yo man, what's with the Jane-doe's? Are those your mom's or your sister's?
Jane-doe's by LookNotSour August 3, 2011

Mary Jane Doe

When you're smoking weed and you can't identify the strain, you call it: Mary Jane Doe
Yo what strain is this weed bro?
Dude I don't have a fuckin' clue - it's Mary Jane Doe

Jane Doed 

Slang for winding up with amnesia, taken from the episodic television show, “Blind Spot,” in which the main character, Remi Briggs (Alice Krueger) has her memory erased via chemical means.
Unfortunately the accident has left me unequivocally Jane Doed.
Jane Doed by Dr Bunnygirl August 31, 2022

jane doekerty

Jane doekerty is dumb
Jane doekerty is dumb
falling in love with a girl at first sight;
and you don't know her name yet so you name her janedoe.
i'm overly attracted, and terribly convinced that she could be my princess, and i could be her prince, and i felt that way since, since i saw janedoe.
janedoe by growlbabygrowl September 2, 2009